whats your funniest joke
Subject: Fwd: Voted Best Joke of 2004 ????
Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle for his birthday.
> His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
> $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford a
> The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with
> suitcase, so he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
> Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your bedroom last night and I
> heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then, I heard mom tell you to
> wait because she was coming too. I'll be damned if I'm staying here by
> myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike.
okay let's try this again.. one of these days i will learn where to post things.. grrrrrr... anyway... this is a good joke, i have a funnier one im looking for... whats YOUR funniest joke?? *hugs* Current Mood: thankful